Thursday, February 24, 2011

Bosnian Get A Visa To Go To Jamaica

You wanted the bike ..? Ride!

A tough week on the campus of Qinghua Daxue. Last Sunday, Michael, blonde and Dutch version of Gerard Depardieu, and spokesman for the International Students Association -or something-was our guide during the tour to explore the campus. I believe that 5 months will be just enough to stop wasting the time. Afterwards there was the famous orientation meeting, a sort of initiation test, all new students must pass. Two hours of lecture, half English and half in Chinese, where we have been advised of many things. For example: "Do not drink. If you drink, alcohol will make you do things that normally you would never have wanted to do. I DO NOT DRIVE MOTORS. Last year, a foreign student of Tsinghua was riding his scooter in the area, without a license. He had an accident. And died. BLACKS DO NOT TRUST THE TAXI (Taxi abusive ed.). Because They Could take you in dark places burdens. -Pause-And Bad Things Could Happen. "So it was illuminating.

Monday, after waiting half an hour and 3 attempts, I managed to find a taxi driver can take me to the clinic where I did a complete check-up, to request the extension of the visa. Folks, this is indeed efficient. Height, weight, blood pressure, eye exam, hearing test, EKG, x-rays and blood samples. All in ... I do not know, 15 minutes? Fantastic. Now I can starmene in China until the nausea.

Tuesday started the courses. I was rammed in a level far out of my reach, I thought for three days to ask to get off to a degree, I stressed that all teachers are able to approach, but in the end I decided to stay. Challenge excepted. But it's hard, hard. Hundreds of new characters each day, the teachers speak quickly and therefore need a lot of concentration. Professor Qu fixed with narrow eyes and mouth wide open, every now and then I must remember to close it or I will dry your tongue. I am sure will regret this decision, but never mind. If you do not pass the exam I can always stay and try again next semester, thanks to my expensive saw wrong. (Just kidding)

good, hours are 9. I can finally take a shower. The hot water here is from 7 to 9 am, 3 to 5 pm and from 9 to midnight tonight. Does that make you jump to mind a shower before going out, or waking up on Sunday morning under the pretense of brushing. On the other hand, the discos of Beijing do not stink either ...

conclude with some pearl of cheap engineering from Beijing.

As we keep in touch:


If you do not know where to put the clothes out to dry:

The electric cooker is broken? No problem, just a pair of chopsticks:



And finally, when you leave the toilet ... :

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Hinari Pink Microwave Oven

The Knights of the Zodiac - New York New York

When you do not have much to do I enjoy doing puzzles adorable to adorn the house, playing with my cat or writing fan fiction ... stupid


a sunny spring morning in Japan, courtyard of a school, a boy and a girl are going to be a promise ....
you: - Well, I'd really like that ... He is in short: - what? She: - Well, I like you very much, so ...
A small leaf falls off a branch, waiting for the proposal of love. He
: - wait, do not seemed to hear something?
you: - eh ..? From the tree
a man in armor as a crusader check suddenly screaming
Men - YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Boys: - AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Men: - This is the mighty fury of a righteous man!
The man pulls out a flamethrower: - shot of divine redemption! Repent!
Met the man looks around and exclaims: - And now, Athena is finally dead!
finally realizes: - Yes, but ... where is Athena ... where are the knights ... oh christ, I guess I was wrong place!

A tribute to Saint Seya!
Seiya!
New York, New York

Characters:

Name: Seya
Name: Saint
Age: 13 years
Nationality: Japanese
favorite hero: David Beckham
The young man identified as a sample of Athena, just back from hard training in the land of Greece to the "virgin" vestal of the temple of the Goddess. It has the armor of the constellation Pegasus, Pegasus of fire that can turn into a motor that is necessary and arrow or a toaster. His is the lightning stroke of Pegasus, it also has other two, but does not use them much like the lightning of Pegasus. Since it is the main character is a character totally useless, but in the end still won. Usually never says anything intelligent, but they consider all their fellows. Even if the leader does not possess any dowry or charismatic intellectual.



Name: Syria
Name: Dragon
Nationality: Japanese or Chinese ... well ... east!
favorite hero: - The master of the 5 peaks, Mao Tze Tung
The factory where he worked as a child in China producing sneakers sold it to the guardian of Saori san, who send it in the region of peak 5 has made it Athena is a warrior. For coach was the great master, that a trip to the nearby region of the sources is cursed fell into a spring where they had an old invalid drowned and Papa Smurf ...
Syrio has a strong resistance to pain and an obvious propensity to suicide. His special shots are: the secret of the Dragon rising shot and any other sentence in the middle of the dragons. His armor is the Emerald Dragon, but rarely remain intact for more than 10 minutes. The most popular phrase of the Dragon is "Come on, hit me!"

Name: Hyoga
Name: Cobain
Country: Russia
favorite hero: My mother
Hyogo and the young, blond knight of the ice. He lost his mother during a shipwreck after they had left for a cruise in the South Seas. Unfortunately, the ship never comes to the south, stranding an iceberg and floating gracefully like the Titanic sank. Hyoga but was saved by the grandmaster of the ice that prepared him to become a knight of Athena in Siberia ... so there was nothing better to do.
Hyoga is a young man with emotional and easy to tear the same feeling of a serial killer. Loves the master of ice, which has killed. He has dedicated his shot appointments in your Aquarius, Aquarius the knight, who loved and admired very much, after having killed him. He sent a gift to the family of her psychologist, who was very fond, after killing him. He wears the armor of the swan and is passionate about ballet. Its most popular phrase is' Now I will kill you "

Name: Shun
Name: How to Ikki
Country: Japan
favorite hero: David Bowie
Shin is the most delicate and tender knight d & rsquo ; Athena, it is almost useless Seya. Usually spends his time to be saved by his brother Ikki. Do not know how to fight and it is not smart. Everyone wonders why is to make the rider and not the boy wizard who becomes a singer. Often if you ask him too, for this was the same psychologist Hyogo, but then the psychologist is dead. Shun has the armor of Andromeda, which has the special power to make the possessor sexually undecided, and fights with the chain of Andromeda. His shot is the nicer of the Andromeda nebula, which is similar to an acid trip, but less devastating. All other shots are served in the chain. Its most popular phrase is "Help Ikki!"

Name: Ikki
Name: How to Shun
Country: Japan
favorite hero: himself
Ikki is the twin brother of heterozygous Shun. Unlike his brother, and the other riders, is very strong. Unfortunately spends most of his time to save her brother Shun, who is the only form of life to which is attached. As a child, chose to exchange his or her target training with his brother in exchange for the Power Rangers action figures, so there has been cheated and ended up in the islands of the devil, coached by a Maori warrior particularly sadistic. Ikki has the armor of the Phoenix is made in stainless steel 18 -10. His best shot are the wings of the phoenix, which is like a trip acids, but after a session of self-consciousness to a support group. Its most popular phrases are "Let it be my brother!" And "Otherwise you'll see the ugly!"

Name: Saori
Name: San
Nationality: Greece
favorite hero: (?)
You is the reincarnation of the goddess Athena.

Chapter 1 - Only the fire of the True Faith -
We are in the garden of San Saori who is sitting among the flowers with Shun
Saori: - Finally, after many battles the sky is clear! Peace ... finally restored! Shun
: - Yes ... San Saori finally dope that you fight with all your family and destroyed every mythological pantheon exists, nothing can threaten the most justice ... apart from the war, the economic crisis, terrorism, the mafia and global warming! Saori
: - already ah ... well one can not think of everything! I am pleased that after many battles every rider can finally focus on your life. Shun
: - Yes, but I will still be next to you to continue to protect you! Out of nowhere a voice

: - Do not soak in sinful your laurels! Saori
: - Ah! Shun
: - Who is it? Who said that?
A blaze comes to Isabel and Shun, but hits the ground. From the smoke appears dressed as a knight crusader: - I was ... I
Shun: - ah!
Men - And you disbelievers, repent! Saori
: - EMH ...
Shun:-e ... and who the hell would you?
Men - I am a righteous man! I defend the true faith in the name of belief and Madonna, I'm the knight of Joan of Arc!
Isabel: - But ... Madonna ...?! Shun
: - But Joan of Arc was a woman ...
Saori: - Shun ... Andromeda was also a woman ...
Shun: - ... ah, yes? Saori
: - yes ...
Shun: - well ... anyway ... what did you do at the temple of Athena?
Men - A convert pagans and kidnap Saori San
Shun: - What?
Men - yes ... it is the mission that gave me the sky!

Remake "while walking languidly on the beach at sunset ... It spoke to me!"
appears an inscription in the sand that says "Hello, I am the Virgin Mary. You have to go to Tokyo and San kidnap Saori who lives at the temple of Athena which is on the way ...)
Men - The rest of the message was removed from the water well before I came here I was in a school, a supermarket, a shopping center and the seat of parliament in Tokyo. Then Madonna
Written on the sand ... "To fulfill your mission to protect the true faith will give you the whole armor of Joan of Arc!: - Ah true faith (it is wrapped in the sbrilluccichio and finds himself in armor him)
written in the sand "And finally I'll give you the most powerful weapon, the holy fire of true faith, and the book of the word, the DaVinci Code."
Knight: - That's it! So who of you guys and Saori San? Shun
: - COOOOSAAAA? Saori
: - EMH ... ...
Shun: - N ... no, can not afford to just tease you ... will prevent you from kidnap Saori San!
Knight: - a, ah! And how do you do? Shun
: - with chain ...
Knight shun burning of Joan of Arc with the flamethrower, which falls to the ground while the enemy moves away with Saori shoulders.
shun rises from the ground in pain: - Saori San ... you could even do a little bit of resistance ...
But there came in a triumphant Ikki: - Never mind my brother, otherwise you'll see the ugly!
And here the author appear in a triumphant - if they are already all gone ...
Ikki Ikki: - What the hell!

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Wonderful day in Beijing!

really a beautiful day, the sun is out (or in short, sort of) and walk around the campus is really nice. Last night I met a lot of new people and I'm always the only Italian and I like that, if nothing else, if I continue at this rate pass English 3. Yes, I interact in English, are still not so good with the Chinese (see the 'yet, " very optimistic). I met two Americans in the order, a Sino-Canadian, a Sino-Japanese, Sino-US 2, 3 Malays, a Swede (not the pastry cream, is a person) and two Australians. I'm quite satisfied, because Sophia (pasta with cream) has offered to accompany me Monday when I'll go do the damn card for the visa.

I set foot in many places where I used to spend my evenings in the summer, some have changed names but the substance remains the same. There are always spits out the stalls of Propaganda, and also the guy hot dogs to 10 yuan is always there. In short, everything is more or less as I had left (to the extent of course, Beijing is a city that is changing at breakneck speed).

Speaking of changes, yesterday afternoon I decided to finally come out from Wudaokou and I took the subway to Tiananmen Square. As soon as you cross the security check (yes, walking on Tiananmen Square you pass it), I immediately realize that the big screens I had seen the other side of the road are not a temporary decoration for the new year, but it seems to see them that will remain there for a while 'time. Of course, guarded by 4-5 guards who march across the whole day, these giant screens to project images there are patriotic, with music nothing short of epic, reminding me that I am in China. And China is big. And powerful. China's skyscrapers, has fields of corn, traditional dances and ceremonies. He has children, has the money, has the wisdom of the East and new technologies. I admit to having been fascinated by those movies, that China continues to amaze me every day. But it was worthwhile to place these two giants at the beginning of Tiananmen Square? I hope that take them out, but I doubt it ... You know, they are like that. And indeed are a beautiful insight into how the Chinese mind in 2011.
As I walked through the square, of course, the eyes of passers-glued on him. Round eyes and red hair, are practically an alien here. A boy a bit 'pushy you are allowed to even ask me where I am, what I'm doing a BJ, if I am here for some time. Curious dialogue which communicated with him in English rather than macaroni and I answered that in a Chinese probably just as macaroni. Interesting, anyway.



slowly beginning to engage, to understand how come you live here. I look out the window and see the skyscrapers of Wudaokou that blend into the mist. As I said before it is sunny, but within limits. At the end of this campus is inconvenient, but not bad to live in a green area so great. I look forward to spring ... Yes, it's a beautiful day today in Beijing.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Motor Cross Birthday Cake

Sketches, pencils and what passes through my head

Some pencil sketches done recently, are sketches for private projects, I hope to add some more definitive project and maybe color soon ^ ^

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