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But I'm not going to bore me to write something meaningful because I can not think of anything ... post a story I wrote and I want to explain shortly, so much for ....

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Happy illusion of love!

This fable speaks of love. Love of a young wanderer for a nice girl prisoner. This story talks about the power love, but also of magic, mystery, intrigue and marmots.
This story begins in a magical kingdom far, far, long time ago ...

Very, very long time ago, in a magical kingdom lived a young man named Bright. Bright was the son of the marmot (male) that manufactures chocolate and the Blue Fairy, thankfully did not take anything from his father, but it was beautiful and handsome as a prince in waiting for the dragon.
Bright had learned the principles of virtue and every good thing he wanted most in the world had the fame and power and wanted to reach them at all costs. In practice he had learned many good virtues after all. A
day, while Bright was to the gardens with her two dogs and Bau Bau, a goblin magic came to him and said "Hello Bright. I am the leprechaun who lives at the end of the rainbow and I know you want very much to have fame and power. "
" And how do you know? "
" I read your diary ... However, I can help you get your wish come true! "
" And what do you want in return? "
" I do not even want to know how can I help you? "
" Ok ... how could you help me? "
"Here I ..." "..."

"I do not want anything back, really!"
"I did not say anything ..."
"Well, I said, I will give you the power to give happiness to people with the magic!"
"Wow, this would make me famous and powerful!"
... Bright said the young man and so the leprechaun gave him a magic charm with which he could give happiness.
"You can simply invoke the scepter happiness illusion, you will make people happy. Travel the world with these two dogs to which I of speech ... Now I'm going Beautifull or I lose, keep in touch! "Having said that the leprechaun was gone. Bright
abandoned his family and so began to wander the world and gives happiness to people in exchange for money and favors. In doing so he could soon afford to travel the world in first class and to cherish the people who helped latch.
Bau Bau and the closely held company and in return receive nuggets of meat and dog biscuits. Bright then one day he met an old woman who was very happy to have two dogs, and so got rid of Bau Bau. Bright
Wandering one day came in a small town somewhere, called them and Salem, one night, he met Mia. My
was naked under the stars in a clearing among the gardens, holding a small notebook in one hand and danced silently in the moonlight. Bright
approached intrigued and asked "Who are you and why you're naked out here?"
"I'm Mia and I'm dancing for the new moon!"
"And you often?"
"well ... only during each new moon, but do not say it around people might think I'm strange ... Who are you? "
" I am Bright wanderer and a magician. "
That said the two fell in love and made love all night. When they were tired at dawn, they said goodbye and promised each other that we would see her again the next moon.

Mia was born and raised in Salem. His father was a fervent supporter of the methods n clergymen then in fashion. He hated witches, Muslims and Darwinists. His mother was a catechist severe and profound Honorary fellow of the divine word. He hated witches, Muslims, atheists and Darwinists. In a strange genetic cross
Mia, however, had little sympathy for the non-Christian religions, much appreciated and respected the Darwinist atheists, but mainly it was a witch. In fact, when it was a little leprechaun came up to her and said ...
"Hello, I'm the leprechaun who lives at the end of the rainbow and without a logical reason I decided to give you an accessory that will transform you into a magical boy wizard, now I go or I lose, She Wrote." So
the leprechaun gave Mia a mythical magical mirror that allowed it to wipe out all his clothes and gave her the same artistic abilities of Beyonce.
So, my dancing and singing almost every night, not because there was a reason to do so, but because he takes is to justify to themselves the powers otherwise useless ... and then it was very romantic. Now, however, Mia had a reason to dance: to review Bright.
Bright had meanwhile settled in Salem and, forgetting his mission, had rented a room in the best place of residence, waiting for the night would see Mia.
That night I arrived. In its place came the father of Mia for free from the domination of the magic mirror locked in the garage of the church and Bright, when he arrived, no found no one.

Bright waited all night until they knew the truth.
"Hello, I am the leprechaun that ..."
"Yes, I know who you are, is the third time that appear in this story!"
"Ah, well, well I wanted to tell you that Mia will not come tonight, she was confined and charged of witchcraft. "
... but how do you know? "
" It does not matter, you must release it before condemning to the stake. Now go away, and almost dinner time and there are cartoons on TV. "

Bright tried desperately where Mia was locked, until a sweet song did not lead them to the church. My that was under the window of the garage was humming Metallica's latest single to get some 'comfort.
"Mia, I finally found it! Dmmi, how can I do to get rid of? "
" You have to convince my father that I am not a witch, and he will give you the keys to the garage! "
" I will do that and then go off together to live happily ever after and happy! "

Bright liquids came from my father, but soon realized that it was difficult to deny the evidence and truth flowed as fresh water. So he decided to leave my using the only thing that could help him, the magic of happiness.
"I can fulfill the wish that make you happy forever, what would you like?"
"Oh, well, I'd love to see God!"
"Is that all? It's that simple! "Bright
killed the father of Mia. Now finally

Bright and Mia were together, they went away from Salem and after esersi rid of the leprechaun and stealing all the magic pot of money, went to live at the end of the rainbow, for happily ever after!

The moral of this story is that there is not always something moral, but usually there's a murder or two.

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is so long since I write so much ... ... well ... not in my life there have been some kind of significant changes are still ... what was ... and I still do what I did ... and I do not know why he's writing this nonsense, but since I'm having fun I could go on for a while '...
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